Further proof that I'm going to hell
Feb. 14th, 2007 03:00 pmFound this on a disk when I was looking for an old paper.
I am a lusty warrior lad,
I really love to fight.
I really like the women,
especially at night.
So many pretty women,
it's really hard to choose.
But when I have some money,
I spend it all on booze.
I really like to drink my beer.
I really like to brawl.
And if you give me any lip,
I'll throw you through a wall!
I like to swing my sword about.
It is my tried true friend.
But I angered someone stronger,
and now it has a bend
I have some real nice armor.
(Please ignore the rust)
Cause when you are a fighting lad,
equipment is a must."
I really like to ride about,
that's why I have a horse.
and if you thought my rhymes were bad,
watch them now get worse!
Yes, I'm a lusty warrior lad.
Offend you, this song may.
and lest we come to blows, my friend,
I will now run away!
I am a lusty warrior lad,
I really love to fight.
I really like the women,
especially at night.
So many pretty women,
it's really hard to choose.
But when I have some money,
I spend it all on booze.
I really like to drink my beer.
I really like to brawl.
And if you give me any lip,
I'll throw you through a wall!
I like to swing my sword about.
It is my tried true friend.
But I angered someone stronger,
and now it has a bend
I have some real nice armor.
(Please ignore the rust)
Cause when you are a fighting lad,
equipment is a must."
I really like to ride about,
that's why I have a horse.
and if you thought my rhymes were bad,
watch them now get worse!
Yes, I'm a lusty warrior lad.
Offend you, this song may.
and lest we come to blows, my friend,
I will now run away!
but it's lots of fun.
Date: 2007-02-14 10:41 pm (UTC)Re: but it's lots of fun.
Date: 2007-02-15 02:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-15 01:25 am (UTC)