From several people on my flist

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The first sentences of the first entries from each month of 2006.

January: I was watching the 2004 National Spelling Bee on ESPN2 yesterday.
February: Cream soda should not be pink, and it should not taste like bubblegum.
March: Went to the Minnesota Zoo yesterday
April: Went to see the Twin Cities Gay Men's Chorus last night.
May: Three days of rain.
June: I'm at work right now.
July: How the HELL do you get into law school, get past tyour first year and not be able to figure out how to turn on a fucking computer?
August: Today's high is "only" in the 80's.
September: From my Crim. Law prof.: "Larceny is sticking a ham down you pants."
October: So, I'm two weeks into my new job.
November: So last night was Halloween.
December: After a more indepth explination of my needs, my prof stopped being stupid and agreed to let me use a typed outline.