Pets are a PITA.

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I love my cat and my dog. Never doubt this.But Zeus has this tendency to ignore, for instance, the bag of treats on the counter for several days, lulling me into a false sense of security, before deciding to eat the entire damn bag. He also does this with toilet paper. Won't touch it for weeks on end, then I come home to my carpet covered in paper pieces.

And when I got home, I found the cat had wiped her butt on my sheets. ICK.