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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel

Your first name:

How you gained your rule:

Your title is:

The High Grand Poobah

Your symbol is:

a blue dragon - cool and slick, oh yeah, just like you

You rule from:

a clear, crystalline palace, and change in the basement

At your side is:

your faithful little pet dragon, Smidgeon

Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:

fanservicey cat-people

Your most popular law is:

No more speakers on cars that rattle windows of homes

Your least popular law is:

You must be offered a role in any new movie you want

Your worst enemy is:

Johnny Depp - possibly hotter than you in good light