Odd dreams

Last night, my dreams combined Will Farrell's movie, Elf, a gamer version of Go Fish! that crossed it with D&D, getting mugged by a girl who used to bully me in the fitfth grade andthe subsequent search for where she lived so we could turn her over to the police and two members of the US Men's Gymnastics team doing their routine on the rings. Oh, and a rampaging ex-boyfriend who was angry because he's found out I'd only dated him because I was undercover for the DEA.

Honestly, sometimes I wish my life was half as interesting as what goes on in my head.