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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	The High Grand Poobah
Your symbol is:	a blue dragon - cool and slick, oh yeah, just like you
You rule from:	a clear, crystalline palace, and change in the basement
At your side is:	your faithful little pet dragon, Smidgeon
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	fanservicey cat-people
Your most popular law is:	No more speakers on cars that rattle windows of homes
Your least popular law is:	You must be offered a role in any new movie you want
Your worst enemy is:	Johnny Depp - possibly hotter than you in good light
Your popularity rating is:: 81%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 44%
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