Things I want on shirts

Here are some things I would love to see on a T-shirt:

-I offend someone. And so do you.
-Chaotic cute.
-Don't ask. I'm just like this.
-I am NOT a delicate flower.

If I had to pick one, right now I'd go with the last one. Why? Because, despite being a scrawny girl child, I'm not going to break. See, in addition to Tai Chi, I'm also taking a Ba Gua class. It's a bit more physical and we do a fair amount of applications. Most of this is pretty slow, but sometimes we break out the contact pads and hit or kick things. Some of the guys will encourage me to hit harder and harder, so I can get a real feel for it. But when I'm holding the pads for them? Light tap. Light tap. Seriously, people, I'm not going to break. I'm tougher than I look. I have never in my life broken a bone, despite somethings that probaby should have done so. I've only ever sprained anything twice in twenty four years. I have had at least a couple hundred thousands bruises in my life, but all that's done is make me not afraid of being bruised. I've had some pretty nasty cuts, but nothing to require stitches. I've given myself two majot wallops to the head resulting in one hell of a lump, but never a concussion. I am tougher than I look, boys! Shockingly enough, despite your encouragements, I've never hit you as hard as I can. (I think they think I am hitting as hard as I can, 'cause scrawny=wimpy in their minds). I'm not asking you to hit as hard as you can. But please don't hold back just because I'm a girl! Again, I will not break.